RANT OF THE MONTH - FAT KIDS

As far as I am concerned, there are always going to be fat kids. it's a fact of life, they were around when I was at school and they are still around today. The trouble is, there are more fat kids now then ever!

So what is the reason for this? You could could look at the any of the following and point the finger:

Fast Food, Sweets, Chocolate, Crisps, Less Parks, Less Sport in Schools, Consoles and PC's, Peadophiles/Wierdos

I'll look at each one in turn:


FAST FOOD
Why do we bother eating the rubbish the big made-for-profit organisations produce, it's garbage, it tastes foul, and lets bet fair it's bloody killing us. All I will say is, DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE. The trash that we eat from the majority of fast-food establishments.


SWEETS, CHOCOLATES & CRISPS
Bollocks, I love a good pack of crisps, but I am absoloutely convinced that in certain packets of crips there is a hidden ingredient that makes you want to come back for more. Don't believe me? Try Kettle Chips or Walkers Sensations, it is hard to put a pack down.


LESS PARKS
Well, we all know about greedy local boroughs and councils selling off parks for yet more housing development, it's wrong, why don't they do something with all of the derelict buildings there are, better still not allow any more shops to be built, it's not like you cannot buy everything off the Internet, what the feck do we need shops for?


SCHOOL SPORT
I used to love sport at school, it was awesome, throw away the text books for an hour and get out there and buurn some energy. For me there is not wnough sport in schools, that in itself is wrong, there should be more. For one you can ban religious education that's a crock of crap, we all know religion is the major evil of the world, why study it, it gets rammed down your throat throughout life anyway, Like I give a fuck what the Pope thinks, same as he does not give a fuck what I think.

I have two words for religion: FUCK OFF!


CONSOLES/PC'S
OK, I've written this, I have a PC, does that make me not exercise? NO, I have a Console, does that make me not exercise? NO.

This is another bullshit excuse propelled by some bullshit organisation. Fair enough in the winter I may spend more time on the PC/Console, but as soon as the sun is shining, i'm outside, end of. If you have a kid that is always playing games on a console then you as a parent are responsinble for telling them enough is enough. If you haven't got the power to do that then, your a weak fool who does not deserve children.


PAEDOPHILES
This one is the killer. There is less freedom for kids these days die to the fact thaty our bollocks PC ways allow these feeaks to be allowed to breathe air Here are two simple equations:

PEADOPHILE + DEATH PENALTY = NO WEIRDOS

NO WEIRDOS + CHILDREN = SAFER WORLD FOR KIDS TO LIVE IN

Of course there are still dangers in the world, but surely nothing more dangerous then these low-life scum who deserve nothing less than execution.

All of this leads me to the following, get your kids a whacking great bit climbing frame for the back garden. It's safe, you know where they are, they can have their friends round an be sociable.

I've been looking at suppliers of Climbing Frames and have come across some really good sites, none mor so than Climbing Frames UK who have a great selection of Climbing Frames for outdoor play and adventure.